Tagiarkisto ‘Sarjari’

* Sarjari-pläjäys // Sarjari Blast

Kirjoitettu 20.03.2012 - Karva. Kategoriassa Luokittelematon.

Sarjari #84 Kivikausi // Stone age 

(1: When I was a kid I was nuts about rocks. 2: Their age amazed and inspired me. 3: This one hit Ghengis Khan’s eye in the desert… And this has been in the stomach of a triceratops for 67 years! 5: Through rocks life seemed complex and wonderful and it was waiting for me!)

( 2: By the time I hit puberty hope and optimism were gone and I was bitter and pissed off. 3: Years had passed and I was still being left out of the wonders of life. Those bastards were mocking me! 4: I bet they even had scored more than I had.)

(1:GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE! 5: Even though I had been released from the grip of my tormentors, the extacy and excitement of life still didn’t bother to show up.)

Tämä ei ole mikään omaelämänkerrallinen sarjakuva, vaikka pienenä itsekin mietin miten soratiet ovat täynnä uskomattoman muinaisilla pikku jutuilla.
This one’s not an autobiographical comic, although as a kid I was intrigued about how all the gravel roads were covered with these tiny, incredebly ancient things.

Sarjari #85 Sotaleikit // War games

Pretty LaBelle Tactics

( 1: -Alright. – Two Mariannes. 2: Anette and Henriette. I won. 3: But I’ve got a shitload of points! Gimme the rule booklet! – You have all the money characters but you don’t always win with their points. 4: Just wait… ” In the end players will add their earned money points with the earned attack points.” What is this crap?! 5: This is not the Monopoly, Esa. – Blow me.)

(1: Sorry, I though you knew how to play strategy games. – Good to know it now. 3: Money points aren’t as worthy if your girls haven’t got any battle experience. The ratio of killing opponents should be in balance with the money  making  ratio.)

(1: So if you just collect money you will eventually lose, against Henriettas at least… 3: But let’s take another round!  I’ll call Lea and Mikko, maybe they want to join in. – Yeah, with more players this is probably more exciting…)

Tämä sarjakuva perustuu korttipelisessioon, jota seurasin kauan sitten kaverini luona. Isot miehet lätkii kortteja, joissa on vähän erilaisten tyttöjen kuvia.
This comic is based on a card game session I was watching long ago at a friend’s house. Big men playing with girl cards, but the girls weren’t from your everyday chick deck.

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* Minimegapostaus // Mini Mega Post

Kirjoitettu 9.01.2011 - Karva. Kategoriassa Luokittelematon.

(I hope I misheard… 1: … we focus on offering long lasting quality products made of top-notch materials… 2: Finnish Beaver is compatible with most car types… 3: … and it has both quality and enviroment certificates. 4: Beaver – A womanly matter.)

Olin liikkeellä tamperelaisessa kauppakeskuksessa ja ämyreistä paukutettiin varsin pitkää mainosta. En heti hoksannut mitä mainostettiin, mutta uskon kuulleeni mainoksen päättäneen sloganin iloisesti väärin.

I was roaming around a local shopping mall and they played this quite long commercial. I didn’t get immediately what they were advertising but I believe I totally misheard the slogan.

(1: Hmm… 2: Well, if  ends up shit then so be it… *gurgl* *crack* 4: *munch munch* 5: Delicious! – the crepes won’t get brown the same way as ones made in cow milk but the taste and texture are identical! These taste lovely with brown sugar!)

Coconut milk crepes (not quite like crepes, but not pancake thick either)

for 2 with a sweet tooth or for 4 as a dessert

2 dl coconut milk + 2 dl water

1 egg

2 tbs canola oil

approx. 2 dl all purpose flour

a dash of salt and sugar

Jääkaappiini oli jäänyt 2 desiä kookosmaitoa (sitä Rainbowin 5 dl tetroissa myytävää kookosmaitoa) ja kokeilin, onko sillä mahdollista imitoida tavallista maitoa lättytaikinassa. Erinomainen tulos, letut vaan eivät ruskistu samalla tavalla. Jos siitä ei välitä, tämä resepti on ihan kokeilemisen arvoinen. Sopii maitoallergikoille ja laktoosi-intolerantikoille. En ole kokeillut mitä tapahtuu, jos kananmunan korvaa vegaanisella vastineella.

There was a little less than a cup of coconut milk in my fridge and I decided to try if I can use it in crepes batter instead of cow’s milk. The results were excellent, they just won’t get golden brown the same way. If you don’t care about that, this recipe is worth giving a go. Good for milk allergics and lactose intolerants. I haven’t tried what happens with those vegan egg replacements.

( The Sandman’s coming… – We’ll see again. – Indeed we will…)

Tämä oli yhden sivun teemasarjakuva Sarjarin 81. numeroon (Nukkumatti). Ei mitään suurta syvällisyyttä, olen vain miettinyt millaista työtä Nukkumatin kaltainen olento saattaisi tehdä niiden osalta, jotka kuolevat unissaan.

A one pager for Sarjari #81, the Sandman issue. No big and deep thoughts, I’ve just been wondering what kind of work creature like Sandman would do for those, who die in their sleep.

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* Sarjari-luonnokset // Sketches for a Sarjari comic

Kirjoitettu 10.10.2010 - Karva. Kategoriassa Luokittelematon.

Kaksi vanhusta tapaavat… Luonnoksia Sarjarissa ilmestyvään yhden sivun sarjakuvaan. Tämä teemanumero ilmestynee joko vuoden lopussa tai ensi vuoden alussa.

Two old ones meet… Sketches for a one page comic to be published in Sarjari magazine. This particular number should come out by the end of this year or in next January or February.

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