Kuukausiarkisto maaliskuu, 2012

* Sarjari-pläjäys // Sarjari Blast

Kirjoitettu 20.03.2012 - Karva. Kategoriassa Luokittelematon.

Sarjari #84 Kivikausi // Stone age 

(1: When I was a kid I was nuts about rocks. 2: Their age amazed and inspired me. 3: This one hit Ghengis Khan’s eye in the desert… And this has been in the stomach of a triceratops for 67 years! 5: Through rocks life seemed complex and wonderful and it was waiting for me!)

( 2: By the time I hit puberty hope and optimism were gone and I was bitter and pissed off. 3: Years had passed and I was still being left out of the wonders of life. Those bastards were mocking me! 4: I bet they even had scored more than I had.)

(1:GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE! 5: Even though I had been released from the grip of my tormentors, the extacy and excitement of life still didn’t bother to show up.)

Tämä ei ole mikään omaelämänkerrallinen sarjakuva, vaikka pienenä itsekin mietin miten soratiet ovat täynnä uskomattoman muinaisilla pikku jutuilla.
This one’s not an autobiographical comic, although as a kid I was intrigued about how all the gravel roads were covered with these tiny, incredebly ancient things.

Sarjari #85 Sotaleikit // War games

Pretty LaBelle Tactics

( 1: -Alright. – Two Mariannes. 2: Anette and Henriette. I won. 3: But I’ve got a shitload of points! Gimme the rule booklet! – You have all the money characters but you don’t always win with their points. 4: Just wait… ” In the end players will add their earned money points with the earned attack points.” What is this crap?! 5: This is not the Monopoly, Esa. – Blow me.)

(1: Sorry, I though you knew how to play strategy games. – Good to know it now. 3: Money points aren’t as worthy if your girls haven’t got any battle experience. The ratio of killing opponents should be in balance with the money  making  ratio.)

(1: So if you just collect money you will eventually lose, against Henriettas at least… 3: But let’s take another round!  I’ll call Lea and Mikko, maybe they want to join in. – Yeah, with more players this is probably more exciting…)

Tämä sarjakuva perustuu korttipelisessioon, jota seurasin kauan sitten kaverini luona. Isot miehet lätkii kortteja, joissa on vähän erilaisten tyttöjen kuvia.
This comic is based on a card game session I was watching long ago at a friend’s house. Big men playing with girl cards, but the girls weren’t from your everyday chick deck.

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* Hei hei // Bye Bye

Kirjoitettu 11.03.2012 - Karva. Kategoriassa Luokittelematon.

Jean ”Moebius” Giraud
8.5.1938 – 10.3.2012

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* Kuutti ovessa ja arvostus katossa // Baby seal on the door and respect through the roof

Kirjoitettu 2.03.2012 - Karva. Kategoriassa Luokittelematon.

(1: You have everything with you? – Yeah, let’s go. 2: Whoops, sorry! – Oopsie! 3: I just came from sauna… I have my shift on Fridays you see. I usually have a friend with me, but they don’t always have the time. – I was wondering here, would you come with me some day, if anyone else can’t make it? 4: Yeah! I mean, of course I can… – Good. I’ll ring you. 5: Miikka someone actually trusts me based on my front door! – It’s that picture of baby seal that grants you 100% trust. – Grandma date!)

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